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HelloWorld Enterprise

Say hello to the world. At scale.

The industry’s most trusted platform for printing “Hello, World.” Forty-seven microservices, three regions, one string, one planet.

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Free trial includes lowercase letters. No credit card required until the comma.

Target Earth Range 384,400 km One-way latency 1.28 s Comma degraded Now --:-- UTC

Print a greeting. Watch the platform work.

Pick a plan and press the button. Every hello passes through the full production pipeline, exactly as it would for a paying customer.

helloworld greet

$ helloworld greet --target=world

Ready. Press “Print greeting” to provision your hello.

0 greetings used this month
4.2BGreetings served, most of them retries
99.97%Uptime, excluding the comma
11.4sp99 time to hello
Trusted by greeting teams at entirely fictional companies Synergy McSynergyfacePivot & Pivot LLPMegacorp of NowherenotarealbankDefinitely Real FreightBlockchain Blockchain Inc.

Everything you need to greet the world, and nothing you asked for

Your engineers used to print “Hello, World” in one line. That line had no SLA, no audit trail and no account manager. We fixed that.

  • Greeting-as-Code

    Declare your hello in 340 lines of YAML, then roll it back when someone changes “World” to “world.”

  • Punctuation governance

    Role-based access for every comma and exclamation point. Excitement requires two approvers.

  • AI-powered salutations

    Predicts the next greeting will be “Hello, World” with 94% accuracy. The other 6% are hallucinations.

  • Multi-region hello

    Replicated across three regions, with eventual consistency on capitalization.

  • Audit logs

    Know who said hello, when (in UTC), from which IP, and whether the world said it back.

  • Zero-trust greeting

    Every world is assumed hostile. Each hello is authenticated, authorized and politely suspicious.

Anatomy of a single hello

A distributed trace of one greeting in production. The work you used to do in one line now takes fourteen services and eleven seconds, which is how you know it’s enterprise.

Trace 7f3a…c91e · greet(target=“world”)11.420 s total

Showing 14 of 47 services. The rest are owned by a team that was reorganized.

Simple, transparent pricing for every character

Start with lowercase and grow into punctuation as your organization matures.

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Free

For hobbyists greeting the world quietly.

$0
Forever-ish
hello world
  • Lowercase letters
  • 10 greetings per month
  • Community support (a forum nobody answers)
  • The comma
  • Capital letters
Start greeting

Pro

For teams ready for proper grammar.

$49
Per user per month
Hello, World
  • Capital H and capital W
  • The comma (subject to availability)
  • 1,000 greetings per month
  • Email support, 72-hour response
  • SSO
Unlock the comma

Business

For organizations that greet more than one world.

$399
Per user per month
Hello, Mars
  • Custom worlds, up to 225 million km away
  • SSO (we know, we know)
  • Unlimited greetings, fair use applies
  • Audit logs, retained 7 days
  • The exclamation point
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Enterprise

For companies that need to be excited about it.

Let’s talk
Annual contract, 3-year minimum
Hello, World!
  • The exclamation point
  • Dedicated Customer Success Greeter
  • On-prem hello in your data center
  • 99.99% SLA, credits paid in store vouchers
  • Quarterly greeting reviews

Security and compliance you can point at

Audited by an auditor we made up. Your greeting is encrypted at rest, in transit, and while it’s being said.

  • SOC 2 Type IIAllegedly

    We have a binder. It is very thick.

  • ISO 27001Self-certified

    We checked, and we approve of ourselves.

  • GDPRConsent obtained

    The world clicked “Accept all.” We have the cookie to prove it.

  • HIPAAUnclear why

    Legal said to include it, so here it is.

  • FedRAMPIn progress since 2019

    Any year now.

Loved by platform teams everywhere

Completely made-up quotes from completely made-up customers.

“We used to print hello world with one line of code. Now we have a platform team of eleven and a quarterly roadmap. Leadership has never been happier.”
Brenda PlaceholderVP of Platform, Pivot & Pivot LLP
“The comma outage last Tuesday cost us nothing, because we couldn’t figure out what the comma was for. But it was nice to have someone to file a ticket with.”
Chad StakeholderStaff Engineer, Definitely Real Freight
“Procurement took nine months. Security review took six. Our first greeting went out in Q3 and the room applauded.”
Dev McOpsDirector of Engineering, Megacorp of Nowhere

Frequently asked questions

Can’t I just write print("Hello, World")?

You could. You could also not have a vendor to blame when it breaks.

Is the exclamation point really Enterprise only?

Excitement is a premium feature. Most customers find that a calm, punctuation-free hello meets their needs.

Do you use AI?

Yes.

Where is my greeting stored?

In three cloud regions and a nightly backup on Greg’s laptop.

Why is there a picture of Earth from the Moon?

Brand told us to “think bigger.” The world is the target market.

Do you offer an open-source version?

We maintain a community edition. It is the one line of code.

Ready to say hello?

Join thousands of companies that turned a one-liner into a line item. A Greeting Solutions Architect will be in touch within one business quarter.